My Momma, The Groupie

My mom was looking for something this morning on Pioneer Woman's website and found a photography assignment she could participate in.  Doggie Pictures! 

I'm THERE!  Me, a furball!  In a famous blogger's contest!  I saw some of the other photo entries and I think I'm CUTE!  I hope she (Miss Woman) likes me.

If not,  back to being a dog.  Uber ARF!

Good Grief !!

I thought they  forgot. The preventive wellness reminder was for a check up due last October but my masters were so busy and I thought I was off the hook. 

I wasn't that lucky! Nope NOT ME!  They didn't forget how much they loved me ~ so off we went today!

To the VET!!  Oh cry me a river!  I knew it as soon as she pulled into the parking lot!  Grrrrr.

 

Doggone it, even us pups have to wait our turn.  I had to listen to a lady getting her pet chihuahua checked out.  Doc thought the bitch was pregnant and the master mistress owner wanted to know why she why the pup was puking.  Morning sickness, ya think?  Doggie owner wanted nothing to do with preggy dog and has to come back in a week for another check up as she wanted Taquita (the chiwowee) spayed and the doctor wanted to make sure the puking wasn't due to pregnancy.  

My turn!  Gulp!

I got poked and prodded a little bit.  Boo.  Dang rectal thermometer!  I coulda told you I had no fever!  102, perfect! Can someone please invent a digital dog thermometer? My heart is beating fast by now. I be so scared.

And this metal table?  FAIL!!

So whoopeedoo!  I passed my poking, all my organs are in the right place and my heart is beating just like a dog.  What do I get?  Two shots! *insert doggie cussing here*  Hello people!  I don't bite!!  Momma hold me tight!  (uhhm, meh ~ she no likey needles so she wasn't looking)

Off to get weighed and I'm a whopping 18 pounds!  OMG.  I'm so not FAT!  "Perfect!" is what I heard from el Doctor.  Where's my treat!!  Are we done yet?

 

Score!!  Chicken!!

I guess we are!  Phew!  And all I got was another tag that says BITE ME  I can bite you!  Mommy loves me?

Throw the friggin' reminder away!  I'm not rabid! I paid my dues to society.  Mommy is a vax delayer!

I am ONE. COOL. DIGGITY. DOG!!

Doggone Rainy Sunday!

Meh! I don't like the rain and it's wet outside. Weather for ducks, not for dogs. I just got groomed, doggone it! I expect to be indoors today but that's cool. Me and my daddy can hang and play right here in the mancave.

 where I've got some of my toys so I can pick and choose which ones I can play with this afternoon and into the evening.

I am learning how to put my toys back after I've played with them, but that's not very easy to do when you have so many strewn around the house by the end of the day!  God, I love my momma!

Oh, and if you're a dog reading this, listen up!  Man, have you tasted this treat above I've been digging?  It's my fave!  The old standby treats below are rather b.o.r.i.n.g and I've learned how to snub them and make mommy feel guilty that I don't like them.  They're good for hiding and saving for a rainy day ~ errrr ~ or when I'm left alone for a while.

Ye old standby. 

Whatcha digging these days? 

Things are looking up from my vantage point!

On YouTube

This is me, at two months. Wasn't I cute? I still have that toy!


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Hello! I'm Newman. I'm a Cockapoo.
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 I don't lead a normal dog's life. 
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